By Richard Dierkes a.k.a. Metamucilax due@earthlink.net
Physics Model Wiley Boom Boom, M∞ Version 2.1 (5/2/97)
The Little -Read Extremely-Standard Introduction
Blah. Blah. Thank you for choosing my physics model to download from the many fine ones available. My never-ending plan is to not only not disappoint you, but to titillate that happy trigger-finger of yours. All my PM’s have been tested by the fine folks at work and have been subsequently tweaked to ultimate playing ripeness by me (I think). Pitches have been altered in many cases to create nearly-new sounds in the fly-by , impact and rebound areas. This laborious & tedious process is carried out so that you, fine marine, can pleasantly indulge in the fine craft of mowing down your buddies with enhanced firepower. Yeasiree. Please e-mail me if you find any bugs. I think we got’em all.
The Break-Down (Only pistols and shotguns are 2-fisted)
TOZT (FL) 20/5 & 20/5 FL1 shoots 10 sparkling yellow blobs which burn. FL2 shoots 10 blue bursting explosive icicles which bounce.
Alien Weapon 35/5 Shoot those green circular saw blades w/ a super cool fly-by.
Missile Launcher 140/10& 20/5 ML1 is almost same but with a tweaked impact sod. ML1 shoots more missiles quicker than std. ML2 blasts 20 bouncing grenades in a wide pattern that explode . Good for arenas.
SMG 9/5 & 10/5 1st trigger is same except for impact sod. 2nd trigger throws many bouncing shells which shatter.
Thank You's
Thanks and the developers of Anvil and Alchemist . Also, to other PM makers who’ve given me advice and insight. I want to say thanks as well to the hard-working folks on the net who give our PM’s exposure and write quality blurbs. They’re styl’n. I am grateful to Red Sonya, Dante, Marsha Brady (a.k.a. Archie Bunker & L.O.D.), Light’em Up and especially Relic who consistently test and play my PM’s s and provide valuable feedback (e.g.”This alien weapon doesn’t kill squat!”). Finally, thanks to Due Bell for her graciousness in spite of my marathon affliction (yes running them too, and ultras).
Oh Yeah
This physics model doesn't mess up my computer or those where we play net games. I apologize if it screws up yours but I take no responsibility. If you want to distribute this physics model, please include this read me file. Don't hesitate to e-mail me. I know that’s what you really want to do. Oh yeah, this PM is best for More Spankies for Daddy and Plight of Expostulation v2.0 .